Mother’s Day
Dear Brenda
There are a few things, which arecommon to all the mothers around the world. Apart from showering love and affection, mothers make it a point to keep an eye on every activity of their children- this of course arises as a result of her being too caring about her child, so that he/she is always unhurt. Here are some of the most common advices my mother to me:
- Make sure to change your underwear always; you never know when you’ll have an accident.
- Don’t make that face or it’ll solidify in that position.
- Be careful or else you’ll put your eye out.
- What if everyone jumped into a well? Would you do it, too?
- You have enough filth behind those ears to grow potatoes!
- C’mon close that door! Were you born in a barn?
- If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
- Don’t put that thing in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!
